Remember the other day, when Tessie was posing on top of the fabric storage unit? She fell off and broke her nose again! She has been running around with a fake nose ever since.
She insisted that it didn't hurt.....much. It finally caught up with her this morning. I found her, with Zar, on the bathroom counter trying to fix it with a band aid....At least the band aid muffled the yelling.
"NO! Not like that! You are covering my mouth! Casey!!! Come in here!"
What now? I went in and she started in on me. "You must get some smaller band aids or cut this one down to my size. I can't breath."
At that moment, I started wondering if that was what Zar had in mind when he suggested it....No....He wouldn't do that.
I diffused the situation by taking off the bandage, and the tip of her nose right along with it. She was not a happy camper.
I told her that the only way it was going to be normal again was with an emergency operation.
She grudgingly agreed and we went to work. I decided it was time to have a bit of fun at her expence.
First I tried on her Aunt Zelda's nose. Darn! She insisted on looking in the mirror before it was finalized....I don' t think that she trusts Zar and I working together.
For some reason, she didn't like the hook and the warts. Pretty unreasonable. At least she could breath normally. She came pretty close to slugging Zar.
I didn't want that to happen, so I took it off and went to work again....Some people are never satisfied.
Once again she demanded the mirror. Now I ask you. Isn't that a perfectly good Penelope nose?
This time she did slug Zar. She had him on his knees and I was afraid that his nose was also going to need fixing if I didn't hold her back.
"I will not be referred to as "The Pig Girl" or be forced to wear a scarf around my face every time you fetch the camera! No get to work and give me back my real nose!!! Right NOW!!!
She was very patient and let me work on it for quite a while, before demanding the mirror again.
She now has her normal nose....I swear. Some people have no sense of humor at all.
Oh well....I will bide my time. She is sure to fall off of something again soon....I wonder how she would look with an elephant's trunk....
See you tomorrow.