You see, she lumps any machine that is electronic or uses electricity together. Last night she saw all of the requests for her to write a blog entry. She said"I am going to do it!" I told her "Tessie, you don't have to yell. If you can figure out how to do it, go for it!"
Before I went to bed I got a photo of Tessie preparing to attack the keyboard once again. I reminded her of the disaster that happened the last time she tried the pogo stick.
During the night I woke up several times to tiny curse words. I don't mean the kind that you shouldn't say or your mom will wash your mouth out with soap. I mean the kind to cast spells. I just turned over and went back to sleep.
The "Electronicity Sucks!" came when I came back into the computer room and saw this......
She then said" This infernal machine doesn't work any better than the computery one. The keys got stuck together and when I tried to pull them back the ribbony thingy attacked me!"
I could hear Spike kind of snickering under his breath. Then "SPIKE! Stop that! You're no help at all!"
After I got her untangled, she explained that she discovered that her witchery doesn't work on any electronicity stuff. "I tried it on the big stove in the kitchen. Nothing happened." Then she said that she had dragged out the waffle iron and the toaster and it didn't work on those either. I wondered why they were on the floor this morning. Thank goodness it didn't. I had visions of the house going up in a blaze of glory if she had succeeded!
"By the way, would you please clean the stove top?" She said please! That was monumental! I actually went and cleaned it. Then I found out why she wanted it clean. It is now her own personal private skateboard park!
I did warn her not to use it if the red lights were on, on the back panel. At least she is back to talking to me as long as I do what she wants. I guess there will be no entries from Tessie in the near future. She is still trying to figure out how to do it. I wish her luck. I am going to keep a close eye out. Who knows what she will write once she gets the hang of it? There will probably be a necessity for editing......
See you tomorrow.
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That's too funny Casey....you know I almost sent Tessie a mini tech deck- one of the mini skateboards I have, but thought she'd probally break her neck on it.....I was going to include a letter that told her about how my ex got our washing machine in the house with the use of his skateboard, lol....think of all the things she could tote back to her place, giggling!!!
Does she not have access to a miniature laptop? Perhaps she needs to buy herself one or pinch one.
You can also blog on mobiles i believe,so maybe a miniature mobile would be handy for her.
Smaller things will make it easier for her to witch it all up.
Love her skate park too and hope while she is climbing up no buttons are turned otherwise up in smoke she will go... lol
I just have to say I love reading your blog every day and everyday it brings a smile to my face. I love your minis too :O)
Debie xxx
Well she could always witch pen and paper to write what she wants and you could take a picture of it.
That wouldn't be so bad. And you could always say the camera ate it if it was something offensive. ;-)
Kat, she already tried a pencil and paper. She doesn't want to admit it, but the pencil gets the best of her every time!Have you ever tried to use a six foot tall pencil?? I think that Nikki is headed in the right direction with her idea of a miniature computer, but I am not sure how she would connect it to the net. Remember, her witchery doesn't seem to work on electonicity......
Lol! You have the best imagination! Tessie is always up to something naughty, I don't know how you get anything done!
Cheers
Debra
I just love your blog. It is such a hoot reading about Tessie. You have such wonderful ideas and a great talent for telling a story. I always feel good after visiting your blog. Why doesn't Tessie record her blog on a tape recorder and them witch someone to transcribe it.
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